So… I guess I’m supposed to write stuff here. In italics. ‘Cause italics just looks cooler than normal don’t ya’ think?
 ~ Paladin
YO YO YO! Paladin is in the HIZZOUSE! Or just the house, whatever you prefer. Everything JUST HAS TO BE ‘PC’ NOW DOESN’T IT!? OR does it… I’m confuse-ed…
Anyways… so this is the first issue of Ramblin’s… so I guess you deserve to know it’s ENTIRE name: ‘Ramblin’s of a Twinkie Lover, and NOT from a Madman! ‘Cause Madmen are just that… mad.’ Word.
So, this is the first article of Hidden Faces, and I’m just chillin’ in my cell in the temple (YES THEY ARE CALLED CELLS!). What? Didn’t know I lived in a Temple? Nor in the G Spot? Didn’t you read the introduction?
*sees Gohan walk by
Oh yeah. Basturd.
*lightning strikes
GAH! I’m sorry.
Anways, as long as I’m here, I’ll introduce myself. I’m Paladin, and I’m here in cell #Twinkie at the Temple. I’ll give you a layout of my room. First, we have my bed and computer… which are right next to each other. That’s where I am right now. In the lower right corner is the t.v. and couch… where I watch and review anime, yo. In the lower left corner is the kitchen area, with a few twinkies and pr0n. Then in the upper left corner is my stash of twinkies.
Yeah… that’s my room. Zero’s is a little different… how? I don’t know actually… but meh. So… yeah… that’s me… this is my life… come on fellows. Send me an e-mail. Give me entertainment. Come on… you know you want too… please!? That penguin is still after me! HELLP MEEEEEE!!!
Talk amongst yourselves: Bigfoot. How is it said in Multiples? Bigfoots? Bigfeet? Send me the answer, yo! And send me a picture of a Lite Brite. I like Lite Brite.
.::Paladin Signs off::.
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