"So I tells the guy, right. I tells him, 'I'm not a chicken, YOU'RE A TURKEY!' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, one could say Hidden Faces is officially under way. Or is it. I dunno. Good question to pose today. Wouldn't you concur, Zero?"
~ Paladin
Sooooo, here we are. In my god forsaken Temple thing. You know, I get very lonely in here. It would help to know there are people out there.
So why don't you e-mail?
Don't you love me?
Don't you want my lub lub?
You know you want the lub lub
*squeezes hands together*
You can't resist the lub lub.
Regardless, this will be the first HF with EMAILS!!! I only got two. But they're worth it. You know what that means! FREE SPOOGING FOR EVERYBODY!
*drops an email for your reading pleasure*
j00 0wn! hiddenfaces..th best! halloween contest...how come penguins are disqualified? just cus that one
thats haunting you? not fair ;)
~ WackoGod
Well 'WackoGod', IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME! I don't know about my owning. All I really own is some anime, a t.v. a never ending stash of Twinkies...
Wait, that's what you want... isn't it. You're in cahoots with him! That's why you wanted to know why penguins get disqualified! Because you're both after me! I'm on to you... >=D You both want my TWINKIES!!! I'm on to you...
*grrr*
(I can make a face too, a spooge face!)
'Sup! I was just wondering what your opinion is on America going to war with Iraq -- what are you guys' thoughts on it? Should we are not? What about UN Resolutions? I know it's a tough post, but that's why I chose someone as hardcore as you! ;) BTW, Aren't Paladin and Zero really the same people? ;)
~ jjj kkk a.k.a. TG Moses VI
So... wait... You want my opinion on something? You sound like a credible person jjj kkk... or should I say TG MOSES VI!?!?!? HRMMMM!? Which are you!? You ask me whether Paladin and Zero are the same person, to which I respond: OF COURSE NOT!!!!!
They are two different people, trapped in one guy's body!
So now who are you!? Hrmmm? Mr. Jjj Kkk or Mr. TG Moses VI!? Hrmmm? Time is ticking my good man!!! TIME IS TICKING!!!
If you don't answer within 40 seconds, a rabid Twinkie raping Panda will come and RAPE YOU!!!
Then YOU will reek of panda love! While I remain resilient to his charms! I've tamed him. His name is George.
Anyways, so Iraq right? So I think this Saddam guy is just in need of either:
A) Getting laid. Think about it. The guy probably hasn't gotten his wank sucked off in like, ever, so he just needs a good lay. Get him Jenna Jameson and he'll find out all that America has to offer! w007!
or
B) A Twinkie. Seriously, just hand the man a Twinkie and he'll be cool. He'll probably laugh at how the cream gets stuck in his mustache, and how it tickles to try and get it out with your tongue.
Of course, I don't think we should even go in. The end just does not justify the means! \
Zero: You are a useless waste of space and I hope you die.
That was Zero's useless plug for the evening.
Regardless, Ladies and Twinkies, Hidden Faces is coming to an end, for this chapter! Send the e-mails! I want them! I need them! I want to need them! I need to want to need them! I want to need to want to need them! Otherwise... I leave you with...
Ta-Ta!
~teh Paladinmeister
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