Zero: The Pro-Porn Guy
"Welcome to my site! My name is David McNamara and I am 19 years old. I have 2 cats and I am a senior at Royal Palm Beach High School in Royal Palm Beach (victim's website), Florida. I am still in High School because during my first freshman year, I contracted pneumonia and was gone for about 1/3rd of the school year. :-(..."
Welcome to my site! My name is Zero and I am 14 years old. I hate cats, and I am now a phreshman at 'None of your Fucking business '. I'm still a phreshman 'cause I'm not a complete fucking retard who more than likely makes a story about having pneumonia so everyone will pity me.
"I want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive."
Great, another fucking fundie. Lemme guess, you've probably never even gotten head, now have you? Shit, the closest thing you've gotten to head is spreading peanut butter on your balls and having your dog lick it off, right? And you do realize since you are in America, you're sorta bound to this thing called: The Constitution. Yeah, you see... it was made by a bunch of atheists, agnostics, and a few Xians who wanted to prevent people like YOU from ever being made. But alas, they have failed. Porn is what some like to call, 'Freedom of Speech'. Now, since you obviously can't even comprehend that sex is GOOD, let me explain this for you, you dumb fucking cumbubble. Fredoom means the ability to do what one wants. Speech means things that are spoken or expressed. Freedom of Speech means you are free to express yourself any way you want. Now if you still can't comprehend it, let me explain it now: 'GO KILL YOURSELF'. And if that means you wanna video tape yourself while getting the fuck fucked out of you, why by all means, feel free. Fuck, invite me over and I'll help if I can. And why exactly would you like to get rid of contraceptives? Hrrmmm? They're the leading prevention of STD's. Oh wait, I forgot, you STILL can't comprehend the thing called the Constitution. Dumbfuck.
"I also support a ban on interracial marriage. While I am not racist, I believe that God intends people to marry within their own race. Any and all interracial marriages currently licensed should immediately be annulled, with any children born to said couple, allowed only to marry with other children of interracial couples. All races ought to have equal opportunity in employment, pay, etc. Therefore, I believe that Affirmative Action is racist against white people and ought to be abolished."
... Explain this to me, one more time. You're not racist, yet you think interracial marriage is bad. Riiiiiight. Here's a quick tip: They are marrying within their own race. The Human Race, you dumb fucking exscuse for a human. All races ought to be equal huh? But, OH MY GOD! When the White Man gets put down for something, THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END!!!1!!11 Fucking hypocryte.
"I firmly believe that sex should be shared with your spouse and that there ought be be love between the married couple. However, man and wife ought to be of the same color as stated above."
... Once again, not racist HOW!?
"I am in favor of the death penalty for murder (including performing an abortion), attempted murder, rape, incest, pedophilia/child molestation, bestiality, necrophilia, transvestites, treason, spying against the state, espionage, drug dealing, vampirism, adultery, and armed robbery."
Here's where I get confused. I'm all for the death penalty for murderers. Hell, I think there should be gallows right next to every court house, like back in the good 'ole days. But death for all of those things!? I mean, I do think traitors should get shot. BUT JESUS FUCKING PETER CHRIST! Then here's a little thing to think about, Jackshit. You now realize A LOT of priests should be killed right now. Huh? Did you ever think of that? Or you do realize that you can now be technically classified as a necrophiliac? The actual definition of necrophilia is someone obsessed with death. And it sure as fuck seems to me like you are. Adultery? WHAT THE HELL!? That doesn't deserve death! You dumb fuck!
Now here comes my favorite part. Tearing your faith down to shit. Let's see here... Murder, rape and pedophilia, huh? Here's a quote for ya' from the good book:
"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him. But all the young girls who have not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves."
Numbers 31:17 (Moses)
Now let me see here. That there looks to be Murder, rape, and pedophila all done in the name of God! WOWZA! So no go shoot your dumb fucking self for being hypocrytical.
"I am also 100% against homosexuality and I believe homosexuals (including lesbians and bisexuals) as well as people with fetishes, ought to be put in mental hospitals. This must be done NOW, before they degenerate society and our children's morals even further. I also believe ANY children in the custody of homosexuals ought to be taken away IMMEDIATELY, in order to prevent further emotional and sexual abuse. DO NOT let your children near one of these vile monsters! Read the Fag Facts page to get more insight into the sexual habits of homosexuals and others of their ilk."
Hmmmm... interesting. I love how racism and sexism always go hand in hand. What's that Anti-pr0n Guy? Why are you wearing that white hood? You know who I think is degenerating society and our children's morals? You. You don't even allow them to become individuals, which I will get to in a minute. Let them be fucking children, you dumb fucking hick.
"I believe in a national dress code. The National Dress Code (NDC) will be as follows:
All persons must wear clothing from their neck to three inches below their knees when in public or in the presence of children.
Women MUST wear dresses. Trousers are NOT lady-like and therefore, women ought not to wear them.
Jeans are to be banned.
Any profanity or sexual references on clothing will be banned.
Businesses must comply with the NDC. Failure to do so will require business owners to sell their operation to the highest bidder.
Failure to obey the NDC will be subject to a fine NOT exceeding $10,000 and/or up to 30 days imprisonment."
I believe you should be shot. You seriously are the DUMBEST mother fucker to ever be alive. You do realize EVERYTHING you say is against the Constitution? But I forgot, you don't even know what that is. Freedom of Speech, you dumb racist, sexist hick.
"I will legalize police entrapment operations so that criminals can be caught by police without fear of a lawsuit, as well as to catch potential and aspiring criminals before they actually commit a crime on their own. I also believe police "brutality" is blown out of proportion and that mild violence towards criminals from the police should be accepted."
... WOW. I don't even think you should be living in the United States. Seriously. Leave. Now. I will agree, that if the subject hits the officer, the officer should be allowed to fight back. But what the FUCK!? How would you catch 'aspiring' criminals before they do their deeds? Huh? You do realize YOU CAN'T. It's called 'thought' you see. And when someone thinks, no one else can hear or feel or think it. Oh, what? You want me to slow down? Hurting your brain is it? Then fuck off. Now, if someone can carefully plan a bank heist in their head, you'd never be able to find them. Or if they write it down on paper, how would you know? What? You want to put telescreens in every room like in 'Nineteen Eighty-Four'? Also against the constitution, dumbfuck.
"I believe in Singapore-style anti-terrorist legislation. I propose that anyone suspected of being a terrorist ought to be required, if necessary, to serve up to 5 years in prison without formal charges being brought forward. This will help stop the wave of terrorism sweeping America today."
... WOW. AGAIN. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE, YOU STUPID WASTE OF SPACE! That's not a nescessary thing. THAT'S A REQUIREMENT! So who exactly is a terrorist? Hmmm? Anyone who disagrees with you right? Okay Stalin wait, I mean John Ashcroft. Get a fucking life already you waste of air.
"I am a firm believer in the Temperance movement. I believe that alcohol and tobacco cause a great deal of problems in our country today. I favor the return of Prohibition as well as a complete ban on tobacco. Alcohol causes stroke, and leads to cirrhosis of the liver and dropsy. It is also a leading cause of automobile accidents and suicides. Tobacco causes lung cancer (cigarettes) and throat cancer (chewing tobacco) and is, along with alcohol, a leading cause of premature death in this nation. Tobacco and alcohol are ruining America and it is up to the government to take the initiative to once and for all take tobacco and alcohol off America's streets, out of our schools, out of our stores, and most importantly, out of our culture. In order for these goals to be met, we must require all schools and employers to regularly test for tobacco and alcohol, as well as other drugs on a regular basis, and report to the Federal government their findings. Any and all violators will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
SWEET JESUS!!! Do you know NOTHING about history, you fat FUCK!? That Prohibition was the BIGGEST cause of *gasp* ALCOHOLISM in the 1920s. YOU DUMB FUCK. Here's something you won't be able to understand: Banning things 'causes people to want them more (See: Prohibition) So by banning all alcohol and tobacco you'll in turn be the 'cause of many, many more people actually becoming addicted. Fucking A'. Go Kill Yourself. NOW. Oh, and you want to know what's the leading cause of suicide? Depression, you dumb fuck.
"I support a total ban on tattooing. Tattooing is the desecration of one's own body and is indeed harmful. It often causes infections and can result in severe scarring and is very difficult to remove. Therefore, all tattooing ought to be banned as soon as possible."
You know what I support a ban of? Racist, sexist, bigots like you!
"I support implementing a Federal Anti-Vice Squad (FAVS) that will enforce all the morality laws enacted once fellow moralists are elected to high positions in government. The FAVS will have full search and seizure powers and will be able to, for example, demand a spare key from someone to search homes for pornography or tobacco, etc. The FAVS will also be responsible for enforcing the NDC with patrolling of streets and informants on the streets of America."
HAHAHAHAHA! You are really full of it aren't you? Once again: THE CONSTITUTION! YOU DUMBFUCK.
"I support Project Echelon wholeheartedly, as it has undoubtedly saved the United States from countless terrorist attacks and helps fight the war on drugs. Project Echelon monitors ALL telecommunications data for suspicious activity."
... Have you ever heard how we in America get a thing called, 'Privacy'? I thought not.
"I also support the new Carnivore project underway by the FBI to help catch criminals, including but not limited to: drug dealers, drug users, terrorists, and spies and traitors of the United States of America."
Fuckin A'. I'm not even gonna start.
"I enjoy politics. I hope to run for local office in the near future. If I am successful, I will likely run for higher office later on down the road. I will fight as a moralist. I will try to institute the above goals of mine to restore the traditional Judeo-Christian values that our Puritan forefathers founded the United States upon at Plymouth Rock."
You obviously enjoy politics so much that you've never heard of the Constitution. And believe me man, you WILL NOT be successful. No one will vote for you. NO ONE. I love how the Puritans came here to flee from persecution, and then went ahead and did it here.
In conclusion, here's a tip for ya' Anti Porn Guy from the Pro Porn Guy:
KILL YOURSELF! It'll make the world a better place.
.::Zero now fapping to pr0n::.
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